My friend sent me this amazing corgi comic! (originals found here)
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
I believe that every american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom
this is my favorite post.
So so many people need to see this
I feel you man
the notes though…….
hOLY SHIT THIS IS EXACTLY MY PROBLEM
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One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly.
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the pie wins
idk but the table salt is a great oponent